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The 10 Best Linus Torvalds Quotes
June 05, 2008

[As voted by moi. And yes, you have to click Continue Reading below to see them. I don't make the rules.]

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Torvalds: not one to mince his words...

1. “Software is like sex: it's better when it's free.”

2. “Microsoft isn't evil, they just make really crappy operating systems.”

3. “My name is Linus, and I am your God.”

4. “See, you not only have to be a good coder to create a system like Linux, you have to be a sneaky bastard too.”

5. “The Linux philosophy is 'Laugh in the face of danger'. Oops. Wrong One. 'Do it yourself'. Yes, that's it.”

6. “Some people have told me they don't think a fat penguin really embodies the grace of Linux, which just tells me they have never seen a angry penguin charging at them in excess of 100 mph.”

7. “Intelligence is the ability to avoid doing work, yet getting the work done.”

8. “When you say, ‘I wrote a program that crashed Windows,’ people just stare at you blankly and say, ‘Hey, I got those with the system, for free.’”

9. “I don't doubt at all that virtualization is useful in some areas. What I doubt rather strongly is that it will ever have the kind of impact that the people involved in virtualization want it to have.”

10. “Now, most of you are probably going to be totally bored out of your minds on Christmas day, and here's the perfect distraction. Test 2.6.15-rc7. All the stores will be closed, and there's really nothing better to do in between meals.”

With thanks in part to http://thinkexist.com/.

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Posted by Jason Stamper on June 5, 2008 05:09 PM

Comments

good but you forgot a couple.

I'm basically a very lazy person who likes to get credit for things other people actually do.

Given enough eyeballs, all bugs are shallow.

Posted by: Caleb Cushing (xenoterracide) on June 6, 2008 12:44 AM

I think we have to stop ridiculing Windows. Altho I am a linux fanboy (Ubuntu and SME Server), I admit that windows, in the hands of knowledgeable IT staff and users, is tremendously useful & productive.

Yes there are viruses, but then again the real disruption is just few days per year. The rest of the year is really productive (Windows + Office).

Compared to Linux, yes, there are NO viruses but the users & staff spend 300 days a year tinkling & experimenting. By the time they got a nearly workable solution, hey! the new version of this linux is out and we should try it because it solves this and that problems.

Rinse and repeat the above linux scenario for the next 5 years and you will have crippled staff in your office.

Posted by: Create Web Forms on June 6, 2008 01:06 AM

On a Linux Cruise, I asked Torvalds about his "Software is like Sex, it's better when it's free" quote, and he told me that the first time he said it, a voice from the back of the room piped up to say "How do you know?" Heh.

Posted by: Charles Shapiro on June 6, 2008 07:19 PM

6. Or they never played Tux racer.

Posted by: David Stone on June 7, 2008 01:30 AM

You forgot "We should make it a law that all geeks have dates."

Posted by: DrHappyAngry on June 7, 2008 01:56 AM

Linus is a witty Finn and a great coder. I love reading the mailing lists.

Posted by: Red Icculus on June 7, 2008 02:03 AM

Linus:
When I'm ruler of the universe, it *will* be illegal.
I'm just getting a bit ahead of myself.

Jan:
Any time frame when that will happen?

Linux:
I'm working on it, I'm working on it.
I'm just as frustrated as you are.
It turns out to be a non-trivial problem.

[lkml, Oct 3, 2007]

Posted by: anonymous on June 7, 2008 11:49 AM

For some (read: lots of) more quotes:
http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Linus_Torvalds

Posted by: anonymous on June 7, 2008 12:02 PM

Linus torvals said:

"Microsoft isn't evil, they just make really crappy operating systems."

I guess that's the reason why after 17 years we are all still using Windows. Better a crappy OS that does what I need than a technically awesome one that only geeks want to use.

Posted by: baltar on June 7, 2008 01:37 PM

9 & 10 are rubbish comments how the frack did they get into this list? The rest are gold.

Posted by: liam on June 7, 2008 03:49 PM

"During this talk, by definition, everybody who disagrees [with me] is, stupid and ugly."

[About SVN] "Branching is not the issue, merging is. And merging they did not do squat for, 5 years after the fact."

"That's what it's all about - they did all the work for me. So... and I take the credit. Now I just need to figure out step three, "Profit", right?"

Posted by: cjk on June 7, 2008 06:23 PM

Brilliant compilation.

Posted by: kiah on June 8, 2008 07:59 AM

Gotta love the trolls. I love Linux when it works. I would love to see Windows if it worked.

Posted by: Chris on June 10, 2008 11:03 PM

Linus Torvalds, the king, the best ever! =D

Posted by: Diego Viola on June 11, 2008 04:21 AM

Very good,

Posted by: You know on June 13, 2008 02:27 PM

LINUX IS IT NEVER GET DOWN.

Posted by: MINAS-ICT on June 16, 2008 10:08 AM

"Computers work like air conditioning systems, it defeats the purpose of using them when Windows are open."
Linus Torvalds

Posted by: bob on June 22, 2008 05:07 PM

Here's another couple of quotes:

"If you think your users are idiots, only idiots will
use it."

"Gnome seems
to be developed by interface nazis, where consistently the excuse for not
doign something is not "it's too complicated to do", but "it would confuse
users"."

Posted by: john on July 12, 2008 01:21 PM

I loved it when LInus was talking about Gnome vs KDE.

Posted by: Joshua on July 12, 2008 02:50 PM

..."do you woant me tew toalk?..."

..."nooo mistaa Boond, I woant yew tew DIE!"...

Posted by: luker on July 12, 2008 02:52 PM

the best one is .. "Talk is cheap. Show me the code"

Posted by: Samartha on July 12, 2008 04:51 PM

My number #1 Linus Quote is:

If you have ever done any security work; and it did not involve the concept of 'network of trust'; it wasn't security work, it was masturbation.

Posted by: Dennis Groves on July 12, 2008 08:06 PM

My god? More like my dog, bitch.

Posted by: Larz on July 12, 2008 08:46 PM

"I will, in fact, claim that the difference between a bad programmer and a good one is whether he considers his code or his data structures more important. Bad programmers worry about the code. Good programmers worry about data structures and their relationships."

couldn't be truer ... what's up with 9 & 10 above, very bad quotes

Posted by: josh on July 12, 2008 09:01 PM

"I guess that's the reason why after 17 years we are all still using Windows. Better a crappy OS that does what I need than a technically awesome one that only geeks want to use."

Trust me, you want to use Linux, you just don't know it yet. I am convinced that the average user who says they either can't or don't want to run Linux either hasn't tried or has the brain of a trained monkey. It's like comparing a man made drainage ditch to the Grand Canyon.

Posted by: anonymous++ on July 13, 2008 04:30 AM

“My name is Linus, and I am your God.” --- I HATE THIS COMMENT ... F***** U but still i like linux os

Posted by: chenthil on July 13, 2008 08:20 AM

An of course:

"Only wimps use tape backup: _real_ men just upload their important stuff on ftp, and let the rest of the world mirror it ;)"

Posted by: Pavel on July 13, 2008 12:22 PM

The man is not only a genius, he is generous. The man rocked the software world. Open Source Rox !!

Posted by: eleete on July 13, 2008 03:28 PM

Linux is so popular it exists on less than 2% of desktops worldwide. It is so great that it is only recommended by psychotic fanboys who compare it to the Grand Canyon. It is so stable and well supported that every Fortune 500 company I have worked for that has hired teams of Linux Guru's have gone back to Windows in under twelve months due to lack of support, and horrendous downtimes and revenue loss. Great operating system though, really.

There is certainly something to be said for proprietary software. Centralized support, chain of responsibility, far superior documentation, and standardized interfacing to name a few.

Posted by: Brian on July 14, 2008 06:11 PM

Brian is clearly deranged. I've worked in plenty of companies where 'Brians' existed - people who get less downtime out of windows because they havent a clue about UNIX and cock it up ... but they *can* follow the pretty pictures and ...

Posted by: Robbo on July 14, 2008 10:55 PM

I have a Windows EE box. Exchange 2003 EE, and 2 instances of SQL EE running concurrently. System maintenance requiring downtime ocurrs once per year. 4 year old machine, no problems.

Windows, like Linux, can be very stable if you know what the hell you're doing.

Linux is cool and powerful. I find it diluted by the numerous distributions. Quite a few open source projects prefer one distro over another and make life quite painful at times. Who wants to learn the subtleties of half a dozen OSes?

Dell loves Ubuntu, Asterisk loves CentOs, SuSE, Debian, BSD, Mandriva...

Asif. At least Microsoft has commited to one distro and sought to invest for interop

Posted by: ASif on August 23, 2008 10:43 PM

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